Exit Interview

You needed me more than I needed you.
I retired Friday of Labor Day Weekend,
eight months after I told the boss off
for the first time, four days in a row,
my product manager told him to sit down.
Christmas graduated into New Year’s Eve,
I still had this job, tried to be fired,
through no fault of mine I was
employed.
I speak Pearl, Java, C++, Kotlin, Swift,
Windows, XML, envision architecture,
script agile pod programmatically
tool, publish, translate Russian.
I gave my boss a hot lead enema.
Respect is a verb to be practiced.

                      September 14, 2019

GK Andre, The Trolley, digital image